March 2012
Me meeting Drake.
Me: Hey, would you sign this please?
Drake: Sure
Drake: Wait, what is this?
Me: A marriage certificate.
Drake: But... I... What?
Me: Too late, hubby.
February 2012
GREEK WEEK!!!
Theme: 90’s Cartoons
Our cartoon: ROCKET POWER! (fuck yes)
Team: Alpha Gamma Delta, Sigma Delta Alpha, Sigma Alpha Mu, Alpha Epsilon Pi, and Sigma Gamma Rho!
That’s a lot of fucking people. Just saying.
i love it when people say "sorority girls are so...
abbyraye:
their reactions, priceless.
The reading lesson in my French book is really...
It’s a dialogue that went from making a reservation, to talking about the trip, to a girl breaking up with her boyfriend, then her friend having a “cyberhomme” (online boyfriend pretty much). Like wtf lol
You're in an argument and you have a good ass...
and all your friends are like
and you’re sitting there like
and the person you were arguing with is all like
and then you’re all like, YEA NIGGA FALLBACK
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Bitches knitting before class...
I think you’re in the wrong place, this is Biology 197 not Gramma’s 101
Being in meeting and everyone is eating donuts and...
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I can do this!
No carbs!
Merp
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Night 3 of lent; no carbs.
Breakfast; eggs and sausage -_-
Lunch; string cheese and pork rinds
Dinner; soup and salad
It’s really killing me not eating any bread. And not drinking Gatorade… :(